best-of-funny:

troyesivan:

are we just going to ignore the fact that kris jenner seemingly owns a handbag the size of her entire body

X
best-of-funny:

troyesivan:

are we just going to ignore the fact that kris jenner seemingly owns a handbag the size of her entire body

X
best-of-funny:

troyesivan:

are we just going to ignore the fact that kris jenner seemingly owns a handbag the size of her entire body

X

best-of-funny:

troyesivan:

are we just going to ignore the fact that kris jenner seemingly owns a handbag the size of her entire body

X

best-of-funny:

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

X

Reblog if you’re Single.

bluecrabs-and-bowties:

whassupslut:

koala-infestation:

Good lord, all of us on tumblr should just date eachother

11 million omg

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Let’s bring out the calculator

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Wait…

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omg

POLYGAMY!!!